I told my girlfriend I couldn't have kids. When she got pregnant, she came to me all mad. She said I thought you couldn't have kids. I said I can't but that don't mean you can't.

I hope it's a boy!!

Should've barebacked that hoe.

I told her I couldn't have kids, so I could bareback that fine 16-year-old virgin. She told me she was 43.

I suspect you are far from the first one to be there.

No, she was a virgin her dad was gay like you scared of kitty cat.

Idiot says what?

Must suck to put that much work into thinking up something you THOUGHT was clever to have it fall flat like this did.

In reviewing your comment I think the problem is you are simply not funny.

Exactly!!! Idiot says what?

All that and you try again???? Weak little man, very weak.

It was hilarious.

Exactly!!!! Idiot says what?